HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!

I would like to take this opportunity to wish every mother out there and also those upcoming mothers a very Happy Mothers Day!!



This goes especially to my one and only mom whom I believe is the best mom in the world!!!
Her awesomeness and greatness even words cannot describe.

She is

*** DRUM ROLLING***
***BELLS RINGING******BIRDS CHIRPING***

***DOGS BARKING***

~~*AGNES CHONG YAN NA*~~

Sexy name aint it =)

ps, image kinda distorted, she is actually much more beautiful than the pretty lady shown in the image.

Yea, sureeeee, we do go through alot of hard times together (etc. quarrelling and broom-whacking) but thats what makes my mom interesting. After all, which family doesnt go through fights?

Few things to note about my mom,

-> shes strong for a lady

-> shes tough

-> shes a great cook ( yummmmm!!)

-> shes hot!

->shes playful

->shes fun to be with

-> she USED TO beat me in badminton

-> she beat me in pool.. but i gave her chance.. YEA RIGHT!! embarrasing

-> shes good with nature ( climb trees , catching all kinds of creatures ranging from centipedes to toads)
-> shes a great mother & wife

Yeap, thats about what i can think of right now. Theres still many specialities about her, but due to lack of space (lalala), thats about it.

erh......

FROM THE KO FAMILY ( consisting of MR.KO (dad & queen of the family), Kerrie Ko ( daughter and princess), me ( Master Andy the GREAT & INDESTRUCTIBLE) =P, rocky the shorty, BJ aka Mr oldhandsome & Melody the mischevious.

WISHING YOU A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY

**HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!**

AND KNOW THAT WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OUR ONE AND ONLY LOVING MOTHER!

(highlight the above sentence to view)

(except for daddy. For Mr.Ko only, shes your darling wife!) ahakz.

TH3 F@MIlY

(i) Loving couple <3> (ii) Mother and Daughter (awww..)

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The problem makers :-

(i) Mr. Blackjack.

(ii) Rocky the pig.

(iii) Melody.. giving problem as usual.

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I would like to end this post with a lovely poem dedicated to my mom. Im not a literature kinda person, so i actually copied it.. but Its meaningful and the way I feel towards my dear mom. Awww..

If I could give my mom the world

Or anything she wanted,

I'd give her my own heart and soul

And leave my own heart haunted.
I'd take upon myself her life

With all its strife and pain,

And let her ease into some space

Where she could live again.

The pain for me would not be pain,

At least not for a while;

For I'd be doing it for her,

And I would see her smile.

I wish that I could take her heart

And cleanse it with my tears,

And make her sorrow go away,

And answer all her fears.
I wish, I wish, but then I can't,

As I watch helplessly,

And take her in my arms and sayI wish that it were me.

But loving is a hard, hard way,

With all the pain it brings.

And yet there is no other way

To touch the heart of things.

WOMANIZER NO.3

Thaya with the other womanizers

Thaya in disguise as a girl

Thaya with his cute lala pose

No3 will go first due to a certain request made by No2~

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Name-Thayalingam a/l Ramasamy ( actual name Thayalingam. changed his

name because he thinks that Thayabaran sounds nicer) aka

Thayabaran a/l Ramasamy, Thayabaran a/p Ramasamy, Tyre, Taya, Toya,

tamala Ng Kunji, dhaya, blk pu**y, pool pro, goddess of badminton, Lingam, Thaya the

terrorist & punde.

Age- 19 (2009)

Race- Indian

Occupation- Student of Nottingham Malaysia Campus (engineering student)

Health level- Not as fit as Desmond

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Thaya is the black sheep of I1C38a. ( literally black =P) but that doesnt stop him from being another well known womanizer. He has proven his status as womanizer through his status among woman. He is one of the most famous person among girls. Almost every girl knows Thaya, not accounted of race ( famous especially among indian girls & chinese) . His charms outruns most and his charms are far superior compared to most. HE IS THAYALINGAM!!, Mr.chick magnet. Gets whoever he ones, whenever he ones. However, he is no3 (under Desmond and Dickson) because although being a womaniser, he is compassionate and does not want to hurt the girls ( whom are so down on their knees for him) feelings. awww.. so sweet thaya darling.. bet ur feeling proud as hell now, B*TCH!!...

ahem.. moving on.

***RUMOURS**RUMOUR**RUMOURS**RUMOURS**RUMOURS**RUMOURS***

Thaya, being a womanizer, has many rumours flowing around him.

Heres a list of the rumours that are currently HOT about womanizer no3

PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THE BELOW ARE JUST RUMOURS AND MAY NOT NECCESSARILY BE TRUE. ALSO, IT MAY DISRUPT THE WAY U VIEW THAYA.

scroll down if you are sure that the rumours will not affect the way

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FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha. sorry. just felt like doing it.

FART! =P

getting back to topic.

Thaya has been rumoured to be in love with a few people.

These includes a guy whose name is Sree aka Satish. It is rumoured that they are already in a relationship. According to witnesses, they have been seen together alot. Etc. theyve been seen eating alone at KFC, reported suddenly missing, just the two of them, and some say holding each others hands in pubic areas... .. .. i mean public areas.

Besides that, it is also said that thaya is the female/wife in the relationship while the counterpart is the male.husband in the relationship.

THIS BRINGS ABOUT THE QUESTION, is MR.RIGHT a MR.GAY??

to find out more, call thaya. (017-*******)

*number censored due to privacy reasons*

END OF RUMOUR~

'The Power of Love behind Thayalingam"

Just a day after Thayabarans escape from I1C38a, an article has been made comprising of the views of the girls (some guys too) who have fallen for Thaya's manlyhood. The articles focuses on the reasons believed to be why Thaya is just so damn freaking hot to girls.

The reasons are as followed -

(i) Thaya has the hairstyle of the "macho-hoood". His hairstyle is almost bald but with style. To many, bald hairstyle wont suit, but not for thaya. Thaya's hairstyle not only make him sweat less ( due to more air reaching his scalp) but also brings out the man in him which makes girls drool all over his head. *seriously thaya, it looks good on you* =)

(ii) Thaya can be very sweet and romantic at times; therefore, capturing the hearts of girls. Evidence, he once borrowed a car from his owner just to drive a girl from her dorm to the class because the girl sprained her ankle. awwwwwwwww. so swwwweeeeeet thaya babay. Fyi, the distance was not even 600m.. also, he has been caught talking sweet and flirting on msn and on the phone.

(iii) Thaya's voice is also his strength. When tlking to girls, his voice will automatically change, giving the girls the impression of a sweet kind-hearted gentleman; subsequently, knocking the girls onto their feet.

(iv)The way thaya plays badminton is another strong point about Mr. Thaya. For instance, while trying to drop the shuttle, he jumps swiftly, like a graceful swan; a swift fairy. Amazingly, it not only distracts the opponent, but also drives girls crazy.

(v) Thaya also has a unique aura around him. Whenever a girl passes him ( especially indian girls) , automatically loud echos of the name "THAYA" would be heard repeatedly. This draws the girls attentions towards Thaya, giving Thaya the spotlight.

(vi) Thaya is naturally cute. Girls wanna grab him due to his so damn adorable nature.

(vii) Thaya is a pool god! His aiming is sharps. He has won many awards through playing pool.
Chinese philosophers identifies him as the "crouching swan hidden eagle" or "lao3 ying1 yan3"

* lao ying yan* means eagle eyes in chinese*

END OF ARTICLE~

Thaya may not be aggressive as the other 2 womanisers.However, he is not to be looked down on. At times, (when his hormones are ragging) his ability to 'tackle' girls can far surpass the rest. Therefore, It is important to be cautious for the presence of Thaya. He maybe lurking anywhere.He may even be under ur bed!! So therefore, please lock ur doors and close your windows. Untill, thaya is caught, no woman can sleep peacefully.

The people in charge, are trying every possible way to recapture this womanizer.

According to Mr.KING ( head of security) :

" will NOT sleep, I will NOT eat, I will NOT shit NOR WANK!

until he is caught!!"

SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED

PLZ DO BE CAUTIOUS
THANK YOU

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WOMANIZER NO.1

womaniser no1 with his accomplice thaya the terrorist (womaniser no2)

Image of womaniser no1 (left) while still in capture

IMG1 showing his fit body

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Name- DESMOND CHUA XIANG XIN (not sure bout the Xiang Xin) aka

womanizer, Mr.fit, fit guy, puffer fish, prettyboy, napet, taekwando 2 tan guy, ladies

man, joggernot, badminton pro, Byyeeeeeeeee & etc..

Age- Unknown
Race- Chinese

Occupation- Student of Nottingham Malaysia Campus (stupid bussiness student)

Health level-Superbly fit (max lv)

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Desmond Chua has been known for his superior killer charm over girls. All he has to do is walk pass any group of girls and the girls will drool over him; calling his name in delight. His fame over girls knows no boundaries.

Athough saying that he doesnt know any girls,he has been spotted many times eating and chatting with a bunch of girls. Some of the venues in which he has been caught in act areareas in Nottingham campus(etc. cafeteria,SA,tiscra & I1C38a) , mid valley, sunway, msn, South Africa, China, Dubai & Afghanistan. Reasons of him being in Afghanistan has been rumoured to be because of his accomplice Thayabaran the Terrorist ( womaniser no3).

Lately, rumours have been spreading about that Desmond Chua is finally changing his ways; actually falling for a girl whose name is **** (name censored due to privacy reasons). However, this rumour is highly unlikely due to his hamsap nature.

Although there is no scientific prove yet to why Desmond has this special ability to easilly charm girls with a snap of his fingertips, many hypothesis has been made through observations and tests on Desmond by his roommates whether while Desmond is fully awake or unconciously sleeping.

Hypothesis :-

Reasons to Desmonds charm over girls.

(1) Desmond has the ability to act lala ( whether it is natural or an act remains unknown) which in turn makes him look very cute.

(2)He is physically fit making girls feel protected when with him. His bulging muscles and abs makes him an irresistable target. Additionaly he is superbly fit and can run for miles without stopping. His last effort on jogging was seen on 20th March whereby he ran up&down Broga hill a couple of times (estimated 14 times in a row) in only under 1 hour.

(3) His badminton skills are unmatchable. He thrives for the shuttle without showing and sign of fatigue. He smashes like Lindan. His shuttle speed record is 322km/hour.

(4) His hair plays an important role in his magic towards girls. His hair style is lala SUPER COOL!! he colours his hair which is quite long for a guy but it gives him the image of a pretty boy. Information from an annonymous person states that Desmond takes a long time styling his hair with hair sprays and clay. It is said that this can take up to 3 hours. Rumours, he sometimes uses toothpaste to style his hair.

(5) The way he walks is undoubtly sexy and very manly. He walks like a male penguin. This potrays and gives him an image of a very responsible man. The reason, male penguins are very hardworking and responsible, bringing food to the family and warming the eggs... The image of responsibility & care for the family is a main want of the ladies.

(6) His manly voice which isproven to drive girls mad. One thing proven through statistics is that girls envy the deep voice of a man and thats what Desmond has. His voice captures the heart and soul of every woman. For instance, his trademark quote. This quote is "byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

It is said in a tone only desmond can, and the word bye is dragged to drive girls crazy.

*there are many more reasons. However, due to lack of space for posting, only a few points of his charms can be shown*

END OF THESIS

Emphasize of the importance to be cautious when near Desmond. GIrls should highly be aware of the dangers of Desmond. Desmond is a ladykiller! ( not literally, he just 'kidnaps' theyre hearts) For man, dont think you are safe. There has been cases whereby guys have turn gay over Desmond. Also, keep your wife & girlfriend away from Desmond to avoid any harm in your relationship.

WOMANISER GOD, DESMOND

YOur attention is very much appreciated.

THank you.

ps. the above statements are not 100% true .

desmond chua is actually a real nice guy. After all, his my roomate and I1c38a loves him (awww.) plz dont kill me

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***ATTENTION***

*From left, womaniser no1, desmond, womaniser no2 dickson, womaniser no3, thaya*
(blue circle represents caretaker of I1C38a, MR.King)

***ATTENTION TO ALL YOU Farts OUT THERE!!*** =))

me( The ONE and ONLY Andy Ko), being the caretaker of I1C38a is very sad to inform that theres been an outbreak of 3 crazy hot womanisers. These monkeys...oops.. scratch that..

ahem. i mean people. are very dangerous; not to mention crazy and high at times.

IF YOU SPOT ANY OF THEM (picture shown in the above section), PLEASE DO STAY CAUTIOUS FOR YOU CAN NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TO WHEN YOUR WITH THEM

For any inquires, plz go to http://www.theoutbreakofthefarnyretards.com/

or

search for MR.KING (assistant caretaker of I1C38a)

(handphone number currently unknown for he just changed his number)

The names of these monkeys... ooops.. scratch that again..

The names of these homosapiens are Dickson Fong, Thayabaran( not his actual name. more information will be added to why he calls himself this later), & the most aggressive womaniser of all, Desmond Chua.

Information on these monkeys.. oops.. will be added in the upcoming posts.Also, information on them will be added seperately into different post.

once again, PLEASE DO STAY CAUTIOUS AT ALL TIMES!!(especially girls)

the world just isnt safe with them loose..

thank you.

First timmer

Lol. guess what? I just created this blog with intentions to write annoying and embaraasing stuff about a womaniser aka playboy aka DICKSON FONG!!;but, somehow, my mind is just completely blank right now.. =( hmm..
Since this is my first time,
im gona write bout asfnaszklvnNBairfht4u0*!&(^#!@^&)&#*!()#*)!*#

okaaaaaaaaay. im not good at this.

till next post i guess.. :p

Haru Haru (DayByDay)

Yeah,Finally I realizethat i'm nothing without you
I was so wrong forgive me
My broken heart like a wave;My shaken heart like a wind;My heart vanished like smoke
It can't be removed like a tatoo
I sigh Deeply as if the ground is going to cave in
Only Dusts are piled up in my mind
Say goodbye
yeah, I thought i wouldn't be able to live even one day without you but somehow i managed to live longer than i thought
You don't answer anything as i cry out "i miss you"
i hoped for a vein expectation but now it's useless
What is it about the person sitting next to you,did he make you cry
Dear can you ever see me
Did you forget completleyI am worried
I feel anxiety because
I can't get closer nor
try to talk to youI spend my long nights By earasing mythoughts a thousand times
Don't look back and leave
Don't find Me again and live on
Because i have no regrets loving you
take only the good memories
I can bear it in some way;i can stand in some way
You should be happy if you are like this
Day by Day..I become dull...i cry,cryYour my all
say goodbyeIf we pass By each other on the street
Act like you didn't see me and go the way you were walking to
If you keep thinking about our past memories,I might go look for you secretly
Always be happy with him so i won't ever get a different mind
even smallest regret won't be left out everplease feel well as if i should feel jealous
you should always be like that bright skylike that white cloud; yes
you should always smile like nothing happened
I hope your heart feels relieved
Those tears will dry completly
as the time passes by; it would've hurt less if we dont meet at all
hope you will bury our promise of being together forever
baby,i pray for you.
Sorry for lying. *******...really loved you a lot.
Oh girl...i cry..cry
You're my all...say goodbye,bye my love..don't lie ,you're my heart..say goodbye...

<3<3