WOMANIZER NO.3

Thaya with the other womanizers

Thaya in disguise as a girl

Thaya with his cute lala pose

No3 will go first due to a certain request made by No2~

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Name-Thayalingam a/l Ramasamy ( actual name Thayalingam. changed his

name because he thinks that Thayabaran sounds nicer) aka

Thayabaran a/l Ramasamy, Thayabaran a/p Ramasamy, Tyre, Taya, Toya,

tamala Ng Kunji, dhaya, blk pu**y, pool pro, goddess of badminton, Lingam, Thaya the

terrorist & punde.

Age- 19 (2009)

Race- Indian

Occupation- Student of Nottingham Malaysia Campus (engineering student)

Health level- Not as fit as Desmond

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Thaya is the black sheep of I1C38a. ( literally black =P) but that doesnt stop him from being another well known womanizer. He has proven his status as womanizer through his status among woman. He is one of the most famous person among girls. Almost every girl knows Thaya, not accounted of race ( famous especially among indian girls & chinese) . His charms outruns most and his charms are far superior compared to most. HE IS THAYALINGAM!!, Mr.chick magnet. Gets whoever he ones, whenever he ones. However, he is no3 (under Desmond and Dickson) because although being a womaniser, he is compassionate and does not want to hurt the girls ( whom are so down on their knees for him) feelings. awww.. so sweet thaya darling.. bet ur feeling proud as hell now, B*TCH!!...

ahem.. moving on.

***RUMOURS**RUMOUR**RUMOURS**RUMOURS**RUMOURS**RUMOURS***

Thaya, being a womanizer, has many rumours flowing around him.

Heres a list of the rumours that are currently HOT about womanizer no3

PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THE BELOW ARE JUST RUMOURS AND MAY NOT NECCESSARILY BE TRUE. ALSO, IT MAY DISRUPT THE WAY U VIEW THAYA.

scroll down if you are sure that the rumours will not affect the way

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FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha. sorry. just felt like doing it.

FART! =P

getting back to topic.

Thaya has been rumoured to be in love with a few people.

These includes a guy whose name is Sree aka Satish. It is rumoured that they are already in a relationship. According to witnesses, they have been seen together alot. Etc. theyve been seen eating alone at KFC, reported suddenly missing, just the two of them, and some say holding each others hands in pubic areas... .. .. i mean public areas.

Besides that, it is also said that thaya is the female/wife in the relationship while the counterpart is the male.husband in the relationship.

THIS BRINGS ABOUT THE QUESTION, is MR.RIGHT a MR.GAY??

to find out more, call thaya. (017-*******)

*number censored due to privacy reasons*

END OF RUMOUR~

'The Power of Love behind Thayalingam"

Just a day after Thayabarans escape from I1C38a, an article has been made comprising of the views of the girls (some guys too) who have fallen for Thaya's manlyhood. The articles focuses on the reasons believed to be why Thaya is just so damn freaking hot to girls.

The reasons are as followed -

(i) Thaya has the hairstyle of the "macho-hoood". His hairstyle is almost bald but with style. To many, bald hairstyle wont suit, but not for thaya. Thaya's hairstyle not only make him sweat less ( due to more air reaching his scalp) but also brings out the man in him which makes girls drool all over his head. *seriously thaya, it looks good on you* =)

(ii) Thaya can be very sweet and romantic at times; therefore, capturing the hearts of girls. Evidence, he once borrowed a car from his owner just to drive a girl from her dorm to the class because the girl sprained her ankle. awwwwwwwww. so swwwweeeeeet thaya babay. Fyi, the distance was not even 600m.. also, he has been caught talking sweet and flirting on msn and on the phone.

(iii) Thaya's voice is also his strength. When tlking to girls, his voice will automatically change, giving the girls the impression of a sweet kind-hearted gentleman; subsequently, knocking the girls onto their feet.

(iv)The way thaya plays badminton is another strong point about Mr. Thaya. For instance, while trying to drop the shuttle, he jumps swiftly, like a graceful swan; a swift fairy. Amazingly, it not only distracts the opponent, but also drives girls crazy.

(v) Thaya also has a unique aura around him. Whenever a girl passes him ( especially indian girls) , automatically loud echos of the name "THAYA" would be heard repeatedly. This draws the girls attentions towards Thaya, giving Thaya the spotlight.

(vi) Thaya is naturally cute. Girls wanna grab him due to his so damn adorable nature.

(vii) Thaya is a pool god! His aiming is sharps. He has won many awards through playing pool.
Chinese philosophers identifies him as the "crouching swan hidden eagle" or "lao3 ying1 yan3"

* lao ying yan* means eagle eyes in chinese*

END OF ARTICLE~

Thaya may not be aggressive as the other 2 womanisers.However, he is not to be looked down on. At times, (when his hormones are ragging) his ability to 'tackle' girls can far surpass the rest. Therefore, It is important to be cautious for the presence of Thaya. He maybe lurking anywhere.He may even be under ur bed!! So therefore, please lock ur doors and close your windows. Untill, thaya is caught, no woman can sleep peacefully.

The people in charge, are trying every possible way to recapture this womanizer.

According to Mr.KING ( head of security) :

" will NOT sleep, I will NOT eat, I will NOT shit NOR WANK!

until he is caught!!"

SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED

PLZ DO BE CAUTIOUS
THANK YOU

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